and Non-CD song lyrics:
The Woman With Too Many Consonants
My wig is pretty
My wig knows what's best
My wig hates confrontation
My wig is smarter than your kids
My wig is a darling
My wig knows 21 languages
My wig loves the winter
My wig is cooler than you are
Jealousy is uglier and uglier still but never as ugly as you!
My wig is a traveler
My wig knew John F. Kennedy
My wig feels compassion
My wig has so much love to give
My wig is beautiful
My wig knows your name
My wig can do mathematics
My wig has a better job than you
Jealousy is uglier and uglier still but never as ugly as you!
How do you spell that woman’s name?
Twelve
It's best to be the last one
Best to be the first one to leave
Everyone is waiting on charm from Venus
Chorus
Beautiful Jewelry for everyone
Get yourself some diamonds
Sapphires and Rubies for your crown
Nothing is false or plastic
It's best to be the loudest voice
Best to be the atheist dancing
Everyone is wanting artistic expression from Apollo
Chorus
It's best to be the shiniest star
Best to be a beautiful seer
Everyone is wishing for a reflection from Narcissus
Chorus
Je Suis Ton Vampire
Je suis ton vampire
Je vais t'apporter des étoiles
Je suis un homme de la nuit
Qui volera à ton âme
Je suis ton fantôme
Je vais venir à ton aide
Je suis un homme de la lune
Qui éclairera ton chemin
attends à la fenêtre (attends)
jette la croix (jette)
laisse-moi entrer (laisse)
ouvre ton coeur (ouvre mon coueur)
Je suis ton vampire
Je vais t'apporter de l'amour
Je suis un homme des ombres
Qui te donnera l'éternité
viens avec moi je viens
viens avec moi je viens
viens avec moi je viens
Prevaricator
Talk to the ground, the dirt stains your eyes to see out blindly
Talk to the floor, the echoes ignite your thoughts so lucidly
Chorus
Tell me a lie because I want a story
(Recite your soliloquy with metered verses)
Tell me a lie because I want a story
(Recite your soliloquy with metered verses)
Talk to the Earth, the stones sever your heart into formation
Talk to the Sea , the waves dispatch lovingly in undulation
Chorus
"¿Qué es la vida? Un frenesí
¿Qué es la vida? Una ilusión,
una sombra, una ficción,
y el mayor bien es pequeño;
que toda la vida es sueño,
y los sueños sueños son."
Talk to the trees, the leaves render the past with photosynthesis
Talk to the sky, The constellation leads you to forthcoming brilliance
Chorus
Before you go get yourself a pair of shoes and a belt that matches
Modadicto
las últimas modas prescritas
mañanas llenas de inquietudes
problemas difíciles indecibles
la cabeza calva, la revuelta
Las camisas planchadas limpias
días horribles de solitudes
turbulación fatalmente equivocada
Chorus:
los bigotes falsos para fingir
(Heeyyyyyyyyy Ooooooohh)
la peluca grosera para esconder
(Heeyyyyyyyyy Ooooooohh)
la ropa elegante manchada de terror
(Heeyyyyyyyyy Ooooooohh)
¡Qué adicto a la moda soy!
(Qué aadictoooooooo)
Unas coronas heredadas
noches oscuras de festivales
obsesiones eternas de locura
caras asquerosas maquilladas
Chorus
no me robes la plata; no me robes el oro
Chorus
The Paramour of Insomnious Nights Spent
This heart out of rhythm
Cold winds, dreaming sweeps
Blue stars, twilight charms
Through celestial sequence, crystal spins in rapid course
You will find me pining awake
Slumber shivers, quickening race
Out of touch with weakening phase
Permit the vines to creep up your wall
Ani lo yecholah lishon
Ani lo yecholah linshom
Ani lo yecholah lachshov al hakochavim
Atah lokeach et hakol
This mind out of focus
Frigid breezes, musing fleets
Azure skies, night enchants
Through divine decree translucence swims in mercurial rate
You will find me sighing aware
Repose absconds, accelerating relay
Out of reason with debilitating state
Allow the branches to fill up your sky
(Ani lo yecholah lachshov al hakochavim
Atah lokeach et hakol)
She Went to a Moustache Party
Everybody watches her walk up the street
As she walks with that certain savoir faire
Everybody is watching her walk down the street
With that little piece of false hair
(And she says)
Who cares what I want to look like
(And she says)
Who cares what I want to be
People get so worried in a small town
People are so boring in a smal town
She is walking right down the middle
and she is showing off her false hair
(And she says)
Who, who cares
Showing everyone as she walks down the street
With that savoir faire, with that false hair, the boring stare
Who wants to go for a ride?
LUST
(LUST) I want you
(LUST) I need you
(LUST) I desire you
(LUST) I have to have you
(LUST) i want you
(LUST) I need you
(LUST) I desire you
(LUST) I have to have you
I can't sleep at night, I can't sleep at night
I just cannot sleep at night
(LUST) I want you
(LUST) I need you
(LUST) I desire you
(LUST) I have to have you
I want you, I need you, I desire you, I have to have you
But I just don't love you!
Stigmata and Cookies
How it pains my heart
To see your burned at the stake
But I will do nothing to save you
Nothing to save you
I want a telephone with good reception
How it brings me trauma
To hear of your misfortune
But I shall do very little to ease your pain
little to ease your pain
I want a telephone with good reception
How it troubles me
To see you tortured for heresy
But I shall do nothing on your behalf
nothing ever
I want a television with giant screen and a plate of cookies
A Cup of Tea for the Dalai Lama
When I wake and dream
It’s you I see
Clear, I see clearly
And I know when the spring is coming
It makes flowers grow
With your smile
When I walk and breathe
It’s you I see
Near, I see nearly
And I know when the morning is coming
It makes sunrays with smile
It’s never too hard to be kind
With a smile from inside
And a breath to remind me
When I wake and dream
It’s you I see
Clear, I see clearly
And I know when the spring is coming
It makes flowers grow
With your smile
It’s never too hard to be kind
With a smile from inside
And a breath to remind me
Euoplocephalus
Daikaiju... Diaster... Revenge...
Helicopter Stop Ruining My Life
Car Crash, sinking ship
all I want is peace and quiet
crying like a virgin, cry like a virgin
car crash , sinking ship
all I want is water and freedom
crying like a virgin, cry like a virgin
helicopter stop ruining my life
helicopter your ruining my life
helicopter stop ruining my life
helicopter your ruining my life
I Hate Everyone
Never will I speak again
Never will I open my mouth
Never do I have to say anything
Just give me a pen
and I will write it all down
to throw notes to the wind
I am breaking down
My book is my only friend
with the words that make no aural sound
Never will I say what I think
Never will I believe what you say
Never do I have to express myself
with my mouth
and I will print neat
to throw words to the wind
I am breaking down
My speech is obsolete
with the letters that meet no oral sound
Only disappointment will make open my mouth
The tears and the regret and the things I won't forget
I hate everyone underlined in my own painful way
SEND ME ON AN ICE DRIFT
I don’t want to know anything anymore
You see how it all falls apart
Why don’t I fall inside myself
I don’t want to see anything anymore
Chorus:
Walking to the edge of the earth
Gargantuas and Ghidrah scare me
Walking to the top of the world
I will get away somehow, send me on an ice drift
I don’t care to believe in anything anymore
You see how I want to be free
Why don’t you get away from me
I don’t want to hear anyone anymore
Repeat Chorus
The clouds are coming in
Repeat Chorus
The Wanting
I know you want me
I can tell by the way you stare at my suitcase
Wanting to know what I have inside
I know you want me
I can tell by the way you talk to my friends
Wanting to know which colors I like
I know you want me
You know you want me
A Desperate whisper is loudest
when you want
I know you want me
I can tell by the way you chase my automobile
Wanting to know if I will turn around
I know you want me
You know you want me
A Desperate whisper is loudest
when you want
Here it is
The hat I wore last night
I know you want me
You know you want me
A Desperate whisper is loudest
when you want
The Terror of Oph3lia
hate everyone, Everything is ruined
I saw a ghost, You have no idea how much I despise you
Witch, spooky, very scary,evil
stay off the moor, amateur exorcist
Thank you, I worked very hard to get my deathly pallor
I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your pain
Don't Make me take away your Black Lipstick!
You and I are but earth, All flesh is grass
Cruel and heartless, dreadful child
Lost soul, I believe in ghosts
There are monsters outside, voodoo doll
Evil through and through, devilishly clever
Do you hear them too? Love lies bleeding
I'm terrible sorry, be still my heart
Betrayed, Smashed candy Heart
My love is like a dead dead rose
Oh a happy home is a haunted home
(Co-writer on lyrics Oph3lia)
Ghost In A Jar
Ooohhhh
Fresh as a flower could be
a nice little gift of spirituality
Every girl wants to explore
A metaphysical fanstasy
touch me through the crystal ball
Ooooohhhh
Charming as a prince might be
a special treat of afterlife imagery
Every boy wants to adore
A supernatural beauty
hold me down from the other side
No one can take away my apparition
It is a love that will take me far
There is nothing like my possession
I know right where you are
my beautiful ghost in a jar
and jealous will be my friends
Heaven is right here in my living room
Heaven is is in my house
I bid the most on ebay
and now I have a ghost
No one can take away my apparition
It is a love that will take me far
There is nothing like my possession
I know right where you are
my beautiful ghost in a jar
and jealous will be my friends
Monster Island
I can't think of anything
my mind is blank and useless
a vacation for a vacation
Nirvana is full
I can't say anything
My voice has left me and gone
a dedication for the dedication
never is full
Every Monster is there
everyone is there
to destroy the words
the thoughts,
some island full of monsters
off the coast of Japan
I can't think of anything
my mind is blank and useless
a vacation for a vacation
Nirvana is full
Every monster is there Godzilla is there
an island off the coast of Japan
full of monsters
I Love That Stain
I have to laugh at the stain on the wall
it reminds of a party we once had
and you dropped your drink on someone's lap
that was funny
and the stain made a shape like the largest island of Japan
and I began to imagine
we were there on vacation staring at MT. Fuji
and Godzilla peaked his head over the side
I have to laugh I like that stain on the wall
It is always funny when someone else drops a drink on someone else's lap
I have to laugh, I love that stain on the wall
How I Love...
I love your house
And all your furniture
May I stay here to play?
May I stay here to laugh?
I love your car
And all your features
May I sit here to ride?
May I stay here to drive?
There is nothing like a winning lottery ticket
There is nothing like a large bank account
I love your house
And all your furniture
May I stay here to play?
May I stay here to laugh?
There is nothing like a winning lottery ticket
There is nothing like a large bank account
Go Cry Upstairs
I have always said that my favorite part of the circus
is when an elephant gets angry
and throws a clown across the tent
See how funny?
There is nothing that makes me more happy
than when the wind carries your toupee
and you are left standing bald and shining
I can't tell you how very pleased it makes me to see you
with your keys locked in the house
You stand in front all confused
I just want to be the king of all tragedy
A Prince of despair to rule over everything
broken go upstairs cry
I don't care
Go upstairs
I want to be the king of despair
Mon Fossoyeur
Les roses sont rouges
Les violets sont bleus
Le sucre est doux
juste comme mon fossoyeur
je ne peux pas croire
cette realité divine
le mouvement romantique de ton corps
Tu me fais un lit d'amour
Je vais dormir pour toujours
Ton visage dans mes reves
Je vais te rever pour toujours
Mon fossyeur doux
je ne peux pas croirecette bonne chance
les mots de passion de ta bouche
Tu me fais un lit de fleurs
Je vais dormir pour toujours
Ton visage dans mes reves
Je vais te rever pour toujours
Mon fossyeur doux
Les roses sont rouges
Les violets sont bleus
Le sucre est doux
juste comme mon fossoyeur
La Nieve Del Norte
Está nevando
Una tempestad de la nieve
A mí me gusta comer
Los copos de la nieve
La nieve del norte
Te amo mucho
La nieve del norte
Es invierno para siempre
Está nevando
Una libertad del viento
A mí me gusta sentir
Los pedazos del aire
La nieve del norte
Te amo mucho
La nieve del norte
Es invierno para siempre
La nieve del norte
Te amo mucho
La nieve del norte
Es invierno para siempre
La nieve del norte
NO ONE MAKES YOU HAPPY AT CHRISTMAS
The lights have all been taken down
and the tree has gone and died
You got every thing that you have never wanted
everything that you would not ever buy
The paper has been ripped to shreds
The food has long since spoiled
You have spent your days with every one
You never wished you had to
Chorus:
Because no one make you happy
not at any time
the winter, the fall, it doesn’t matter at all
the seasons are counting you good bye
Because nothing makes you happy
not at anytime But with yuletide cheer
it’s is like sharp poison spear
cutting your heart inside
The ice has frozen your window panes
and the snow has buried you in
You are trapped inside a prison of chill
forced to sing songs of cheer and goodwill
Repeat Chorus Twice
I Want... (That Superman Song)
I won’t waste my time
With Batman
he is stuck on Robin anyway
And I won’t waste my time
With Aquaman
He’s in love with a dolphin just the same
I want to kiss Superman
In his red cape
I want to kiss Superman
Feel his super human strength
I want to kiss Superman
In a telephone booth
I want to kiss Superman
I won’t waste my time
With the Incredible Hulk
He never says anything anyway
I won’t waste my time
With Wonder Woman
who wants to go that way
I want to kiss Superman
In his red cape
I want to kiss Superman
Feel his super human strength
I want to kiss Superman
In a telephone booth
I want to kiss Superman
The Moon Is Full Of Love
Everything is beautiful when you look inside your heart
And see the miracles and realize your luck
How beautiful the blood flows
Vampires and werewolves
The moon is full of love
Vampires and werewolves
Everything is sweet when you see inside your soul
And you face your fears and let go of haunting
How beautiful the blood flows
Vampires and werewolves
The moon is full of love
Vampires and werewolves
The moon is full of love
Non-CD Lyrics:
Ca N’est Pas Alle Sans Toi
Nous Passerons Les Jours En Plein Champ
Sous Un Arbre, Au Milieu Des Fleurs
Toutes Les Choses D’amour
Avec Toi Mon Couer
Avec Toi
Nous Passerons Les Nuits Dans La Rue
Sous La Lune, Au Milieu Des etoiles
Toutes Les Choses D’amour
Avec Toi Mon Couer
Avec Toi
Ce N’est Pas Termine
Ce N’est Pas Fini
Ca N’est Pas Alle
Sans Toi
Nous Passerons La Vie En Bleu
Sous Le Ciel, Au Milieu Des anges
Toutes Les Choses D’amour
Avec Toi Mon Couer
Avec Toi
Ce N’est Pas Termine
Ce N’est Pas Fini
Ca N’est Pas Alle
Sans Toi
Meanie (And The Seven Dwarves)
Don’t taste the poison apple,and all the short people all seven
Meanie you wear white heels!, after labor day
Why doesn’t anybody take measure in a court of law to stop this
Well if the barbarque burns
I’m so sorry and corn
But, she wasn’t fairest
And she didn’t even wear gold
Don’t sleep with them wizards all the short people seven
Meanie, you wear a red dress to your best friend’s funeral!
Why can they just take your evil powers away
Well if the barbaque burns
I’m so sorry and corn
But, she wasn’t fairest
And she didn’t even wear gold
I told them about Leona Helmsley
I told them about Leona Helmsley
I told them about Leona Helmsley
Well if the barbaque burns
I’m so sorry and corn
But, she wasn’t fairest
And she didn’t even wear gold
Well if the barbeque burns
I’m so sorry and corn
But, she wasn’t fairest
And she didn’t even wear gold!
Heartbroken and Gold Leaf
Broken words and I am waiting for the moment
When I can see all the haunting scenes
All I wanted was to see some Universal Monsters
I that I have got is some muted Gold Leaf
Is it to much to want to see Boris Karloff
Bela Lugosi really makes me happy
All I wanted was to see some Universal Monsters
I that I have got is some muted Gold Leaf
You took away the Wolfman and the Mummy
The invisible man is the only one I can see
All I wanted was to see some Universal Monsters
I that I have got is some muted Gold Leaf
I am waiting for you out by the mailbox
I am waiting for you so tragically
A Hat For Halloween (A Song For David)
I cannot find myself; I feel like someone else
I search on Frankenstein Day; For a way to get something delicious
It is night and darkness has come
Such a strange feeling taking control of me
I am not sure what I should do
I am like a hat for Halloween
In disguise for chocolates and candy
I cannot think of what I wanted to be
You help me to decide I search on Frankenstein Day
I am not sure what I should do
I am like a hat for Halloween
In disguise for chocolates and candy
Oh Dracula's power
It's a mystery like a backwards scarecrow
trying to find his way home
I am not sure what I should do
I am like a hat for Halloween
In disguise for chocolates and candy
A Song For Sasquatch (For The Love Of Greta Garbo)
Leaving Tracks all over the Pacific Northwest
But you can't see, you can't see
Coming out when everyone has gone
But, you can't see, you can't see
He just says
I want to be left alone
all alone leave me alone!
could be real? Could be false?
Could be real?
He just says
I want to be left alone
All alone, leave me alone!
He just says
I want to be left alone
All alone, All alone, leave me alone!
Te Odio (Ojalá Que Sigas Llorando)
No quiero hablarte, es un gasto de tiempo
No me interesa verte, es más peor
El silencio ardiente, el dolor tan grande
son lo que tenemos entre nosotros
Es mejor que te vayas sin mi dinero y cigarillos
Ojalá que sigas llorando... Te odio
Ojalá que andes buscando... Te odio
Ojalá que estés muriendo del mismo dolor que me has dado
la venganza es mejor que la navidad
Ojalá que sigas llorando... Te odio
Ojalá que andes buscando... Te odio
Ojalá que estés muriendo del mismo dolor que me has dado
I Put A Bowling Ball In The Garden (A Song For Nicholas)
I am losing again
I could go through anything
I need to win
I am losing again
I put a bowling ball
In the garden
This time I know
I am going to win
I put a bowling ball
In the garden
This time I know
I am going to win
I am sure to win this time
I am going to win this time
I am sure to win this time
I am going to win
Melodramatic
C'est mieux que je porte une perruque
et coure comme un homme mysterieux
Avec les lunettes noires
C'est mieux que je change l'addresse
et vive comme un loup-garou
Sous la lune blanche
comme un phantome au sombre
sans l'opresion que tu me donnes
sans l'opresion que tu me donnes
Es mejor que lleve una peluca
y corra como un hombre misterioso
Con las gafas negras del sol
Es mejor que yo cambie la direccion
y viva como un hombrelobo
debajo de la luna blanca
como un espiritu en la sombra
sin la opresion que tu me das
sin la opresion que tu me das
It is best if I wear a wig
and run like a man of mystery
with dark sunglasses
It is best if change my address
and live like a wolfman
under a white moon
Like a ghost in the shade
without the oppression that you give me
without the oppression that you give me
La Fleur Sauvage
Dans le jardin, un tas de belles fleurs
un peu d'herbe,Je cours par les arbres
Je cherche vos racinesje regarde sur le sol
dans la foretLa fleur sauvage, tu est incroyable et libre
La fleur sauvage, pousse pour moi aujordhui
Il n'existe rien ici
Elle n'a pas peur de rien
Elle veut habiter libre
Sans n'importe quelles regles
je parcours les champset dans la foret
La fleur sauvage, tu est incroyable et libre
La fleur sauvage, pousse pour moi aujordhui
Je veux etre libreavec ma fleur couraguese
sans crainte
sans douleur
sans les lois qui prennent notre liberté
Today Is My First Day Of High Heel School (A Song For Emma)
Today Is the day to feel beautiful
Glossy and glamourous
Today is the day to be so beautiful
Today is the day to wear some jewerly
shiny and shimmering
Today is the day to be so devasting
One more look in the mirror
One more glance at the hair
One more set of dangling earrings
Because
I am going to study, to get a great big A
I am getting so pretty and washing the dullness away
Today is my first day of high heel school
Today is the day to be ravishing
handsome and glorious
Today is the day to be stunning
One more peek in the glass
One more chnage of the clothes
One more set of diamond earrings
Because
I am going to study, to get a great big A
I am getting so pretty and washing the dullness away
Today is my first day of high heel school
Heavy
Those words are sweet
Did you invent them yourself?
Telling me about your desire for me
How come you never made a greeting card before?
Those phrases are just divine
Did you buy yourself a dictionary?
Whispering to me about obsesions
How come you never get arrested for stalking?
The best thing about you is your persistence
The miracle of you is how many times you drive by my house
The best thing about you is your mystery
The special times I see you behind the neighbor's car
It has developed into a lasting love affair
Please call me, I love your heavy breathing
Those words are delicious
Did you create them alone?
Telling me about your passion for me
How come you never write pastoral novels
The best thing about you is your persistence
The miracle of you is how many times you drive by my house
The best thing about you is your mystery
The special times I see you behind the neighbor's car
It has developed into a lasting love affair
Please call me, I love your heavy breathing
<My Love Is Like A Dead Dead Rose
My love is like a dead dead rose
The only thing I have is a thorn on my soul
My love is a dead dead rose
So save your arrangements for someone else
I wanted some daisies
I wanted some lilies
But all that I've got is an empty vase
My love is like a dead dead rose
The only thing I have is a thorn on my soul
My love is a dead dead rose
So save your arrangement for someone else
I wanted some tulips
I wanted some iris
But all that I've got is a bouquet of regret
My love is like a dead dead rose
The only thing I have is a thorn on my soul
My love is a dead dead rose
So save your arrangements for someone else
It rains and rains and nothing grows
It rains and rains and nothing grows
It rains and rains and nothing grows
It rains and rains and nothing grows
My love is like a dead dead rose
Lovely
I talk to no one and saw nothing
and if you try to talk to me I am not going to answer
I talk to no one and saw nothing
and if you try to talk to me I am not going to answer
I hate everything and everything is rotten and if you try to talk to me I am not going to answer!!!
La Llorona
Las velas brillan por la ventana
vienen las señoras de luto
las mujeres se ponen la ropa negra
Es la tragedia que es la vida
Las luces eternas dejan de encender
es el final de la vida
Termina la vida y a nadie le importa
Todo el dinero y nada fue todo
La velas brillan las memorias se fueron
las mujeres en negro llorando
Que pena la realidad
Que tragedia y estas solito
A nadie le importa
Duérmete en paz
Duérmete en paz
Duérmete en paz
Here’s To Disappointment
Let’s raise a glass to misfortune
To every broken dream
Here’s to disappointment
The answer to everything
Expect nothing, get nothing
Expect everything and still get nothing
Let’s raise a glass to misfortune
To every broken dream
Here’s to disappointment
The answer to everything
No more enchantement, no expection
No happy ever anything
Let’s raise a glass to misfortune
To every broken dream
Here’s to disappointment
The answer to everything
The Laughter Of A Thief
I wanted to be inside of your house
When you went out
I want it to be such a surprise,
The amazement glow from your eyes
The things you would find lost forever
Your possessions are mine
The sadness you will feel inside
To take Everything
(Your electronics are mine)
To steal Everything
(Your jewelry is mine too)
To rob Everything
(Your possesions are mine)
I came whilst you slept
I came when you left
And I
I took everything!
Loudest Lover Leaves Lonely
Everyone talks
and no one listens
Nobody cares what has happened
Why am I even here?
What reasons do I have?
How did this come to be?
Who is talking to me?
I just wish that
I was leaving now
but they just keep talking
I want to not hear
Why am I even here?
What reasons do I have?
How did this come to be?
Who is talking to me?
Did you ever noticed that the person
who talks the most always drives home alone
May I get a ride?
I will say nothing
and this could be my night
for something exciting Here it goes
Why am I even here?
What reasons do I have?
How did this come to be?
Who is talking to me?
Burning lights and melting candles
This festive moment
is about to happen
Why am I even here?
What reasons do I have?
How did this come to be?
Who is talking to me?
Did you find your keys?
Good night
Holiday
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
You've ruined everything
You never stop breaking things
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
You make fun of me
You use my cell phone
You steal my baseball cards
You tell me lies
You wear wigs that don't match your eyes
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
You have to be mean
You do this to me
You cheat when we watch Jeopardy
It's all your fault
It's all your fault
It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
You've ruined everything
You break my TV set
You wear my clothes
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
I blame you; It's all your fault
The Sleeping Voice
You can try to take my mouth
You can cover my eyes
Make me say things that you wish me to be
Make me guilty for being and make me silent
The light of the moon will find me
The shine from the stars know the truth
The pain of death will not stop my sleeping voice
It will wake and haunt you
You can cut off all my hair
break my bones and punish me
Take away the life from my body
All the suffering you can invent, you invent
The light of the moon will find me
The shine from the stars know the truth
The pain of death will not stop my sleeping voice
It will wake and haunt you
See how mean you are!
I will bite all your statues!
The light of the moon will find me
The shine from the stars know the truth
The pain of death will not stop my sleeping voice
It will wake and haunt you
C’est La Nuit De La Tête De Veau
C’est la nuit de quelque chose de magnifique, tres exceptionelle
C’est la nuit de quelque chose de magique, tres amusant
Je voudrais parler avec Tante Georgette
Je voudrais danser avec Mireille
Mais, la chose que j’aime beaucoup
C’est un plat de la tete de veau
C’est la nuit de quelque chose de fantatisque, tres interessant
Je voudrais parler avec Tante Georgette
Je voudrais danser avec Mireille
Mais, la chose que j’aime beaucoup
C’est un plat de la tete de veau
Ou est Marie -Laure ce soir?
Ou est Robert avec ses complexes?
Ou est l'homme en noir ce soir?
Je voudrais parler avec Tante Georgette
Je voudrais danser avec Mireille
Mais, la chose que j’aime beaucoup
C’est un plat de la tete de veau
Asteroid B612
Everyone blames the snake, but the snake is going to save me
I don't want to stay here; It's nothing like I had hoped it to be
There is my Boa you have mistaken for a hat
Here is my lamb prancing around soft and dreamy
But this place is nothing like I had wished for in the universe
I am heading back to whence I came
Before too long, the world's to blame
No one listens especially the adults
I am going back to outer space
I've got my scarf to hide my face
I will head back to my asteroid
There is no better place
My rose is waiting for me
All my volcanoes know my name
Why did I come here in the first place?
This universe seems so insane
I am heading back to whence I came
Before too long, the world's to blame
No one listens especially the adults
I am going back to outer space
I've got my scarf to hide my face
I will head back to my asteroid
There is no better place
Lament
Dreams are bigger than buildings
and hopes are fools gifts to keep living
What is real in this room?
Words are smoother than icebergs
ans expectations are mistake for fantasy
What is false my sight?
You can cross the plains if you'd like to
You can dream in castles or brothels
and fight wars against 1000 sheep
But your lady doesn't wait for you
so lament like caballero andante
Honor is just as invisible as ghosts
and customs and codes mean nothing
What is invented for control?
You can cross the plains if you'd like to
You can dream in castles or brothels
and fight wars against 1000 sheep
But your lady doesn't wait for you
so lament like caballero andante
How Inheritance makes the lose so much easier.
and you find that no ever really cared
You can cross the plains if you'd like to
You can dream in castles or brothels
and fight wars against 1000 sheep
But your lady doesn't wait for you
so lament like caballero andante
Paper Roses and Dead Birds Mean I Love You
You can not stay in here
I don't want to die
You can not be like me
I don't want to die
You cann not enter my life
I don't want to die
If I make you something cheap
a sign of gratitude and love
We can be each other and see
That paper roses and dead birds
mean I love you, I possess you
I am tired of this class
I will paint my complacency away
Can't you see through my goodness
I will paint my complacency away
Can't you see my motives
I will paint my complacency away
If I make you something cheap
a sign of gratitude and love
We can be each other and see
That paper roses and dead birds
mean I love you, I possess you
Have a cup of tea to forget what is outside the door
Have a night to sleep and dream
Have my heart and dig up the path
If I make you something cheap
a sign of gratitude and love
We can be each other and see
That paper roses and dead birds
mean I love you, I possess you
from the last line of my stripped pants
¡Gracias!
Un día sin sol
Como árbol sin hoja
nada crece con tal de que venga la luz
Una noche sin luna
Como boca sin palabra
Nadie canta sin que tenga la luz
Nada menos, Nada más
Como me faltan sentimientos de ti
Nada menos, Nada más
Tengo ganas de salir
Para que me escape yo de ti
Una madrugada sin estrella
Como barco sin navegación
Nunca llega antes de que brille el sol
Nada menos, Nada más
Como me faltan sentimientos de ti
Nada menos, Nada más
Tengo ganas de salir
Para que me escape yo de ti
Have You Lost Again, Candide?
This ship is sinking
the ground is shaking
My head is pounding
no way to escape
another series of unfortunate happenings
The clouds have brought the storm all grey
Another collection of disappointment
Will it work in the end?
My friends have left
This life has gotten extreme
I cannot find my love
Now way to escape
another series of unfortunate happenings
The clouds have brought the storm all grey
Another collection of disappointment
Will it work in the end?
Have you? Have you lost again?
Have you lost again Candide?
another series of unfortunate happenings
The clouds have brought the storm all grey
Another collection of disappointment
Will it work in the end?
BEING
The difference between being single
and being in a relationship
is that one has more heartbreak in love
The difference between listening to you and
watching TV is that the nightly carnage
is more comforting than your voice
Chorus:
Hold me under water and watch
Push me down the stairs and make it worth it
Being around you is like constant castigation
The secret to a successful life is a set of keys
that start my car and take me to another place
Hold me under water and watch
Push me down the stairs and make it worth it
Being around you is like constant castigation
The difference between seeing you
and calling you on the telephone
is really nothing because I stop listening
Hold me under water and watch
Push me down the stairs and make it worth it
Being around you is like constant castigation
NEVER COUNT YOUR CHICKENS UNTIL AFTER THE HAWK SWOOPS DOWN
Chorus:
One for me, and one for you
Two for me, and one for you
Three for me, and one for you
All for me and none for you
How many are missing from the dozen
never should have left the window open
People always walk through
when your invitation is clouded
Repeat Chorus
You should never count your chickens
until after the hawk swoops down
It makes the disappointment
less of a surprise
Repeat chorus
The blight has ruined everything
not a single leaf is green
The light will wash away the color
all the walls have faded
Repeat chorus
TO THE MONSTER OF FRANKENSTEIN (BREAD IS GOOD)
How my heart aches, it is burning like a torch
gripped so tightly in the rage
How my mind explodes, it is sharp and pointy
like a million pitchforks
No one ever sees the pain that you hold
No one ever feels the anxiety for you
Chorus:
Here comes the mob in their usual incomprehension
There gathers the bourgeoisie like Cowboys killing the Indians
Oh Bread is good and they don’t understand you
and will not even try
How my eyes water, they are like rivers
that wash down the village
How my hands shake, They are like walls
that hold up the battlements of a castle
Repeat Chorus
Here comes the mob in their usual incomprehension
There gathers the bourgeoisie like Colonists killing the Natives
Oh Bread is good and they don’t understand you
and will not even try
LA CASA DE FANTASMAS
La casa no está llena de nada
más que infelicidad
Está casa no contiene nada
más que el fantasma de tu amor
Enciéndeme con tus mentiras
Quiero escucharlas más
Vuelve para decirme nada
como me encanta oírte
La casa...
Córtame con tus cuentos
Deseo conocerlos mas
Regresa para contarme nada
como me interesa verte
La casa ...
Aqui estoy mintiéndome de tu importancia en mi vida que será mejor sin ti
La casa ...
WHO CARES?
The last moment of the first day was so unimportant
The most of the least was never the concern
You could have built a monument
but in 1000 years no one will care
The softer your voice the louder it sounds in this room
The longest speech makes one want the quickest death
You could have written your memoirs
but in 100 years no one will read it
Chorus:
This wasted day must be your birthday
Smashing glasses on new year’s eve
How festive it is to want to remember
but really who cares anyway
The tallest grass grows over the shortest headstone
The loudest wail was from the least tearful
You could have swam across the desert
but in a million years no one will know
Repeat Chorus Twice
JE VEUX UN CRAYON
Il me faut des papiers
je veux un crayon
Il me faut un cahier
je veux un stylo
parce que je veux t'ecrire un message
je me vais, je me vais maintenant, au revoir, a bientôt
Ce n’est pas un surpise
les larmes sont seches
ce n’est pas triste
les cries sont sourds
Il me faut des papiers...
Il y a soulagement
l’amour est mort
Il y a bonheur
les sentiments sont froids
Il me faut des papier...
I WOULD HAVE CHEATED ON YOU TOO!
Could you make a case for the grandest of losers?
Would you run back to mommy with all those bruises?
There is nothing left for you to construct
you run and hide but you forget to duck
Chorus:
A bucket of tears will not matter at all
and a personals ad is waste of your typing
Lines and cracks on a well-warn out face
will not help in getting you a warm embrace
I am sorry to tell you this so loud and frank
But I would have cheated on you too!
Should you be here stamping your feet?
Could you please just get out in the street
Another list of how you regret
But your romantic life is easy to forget
Repeat Chorus
No one suffers like you
and no one feels pain as much
It is such a shame and you are really a bore
thank goodness for that double locked door
a bolt and key make for the perfect of pair
you in the dark with a pile of despair
Repeat Chorus
Everything Is Ruined
And Will Never Be The Same Again
You always take my things and you break them
You always take my thoughts and rip them apart
You always take my things and you break them
You always take my dreams and smash them apart
everything is broken and ruined now
everything has been taken from my heart
everything is frozen and in pieces
I am left with nothing, nothing at all
You always take my things and you break them
You always take my thoughts and rip them apart
You always take my things and you break them
You always take my dreams and smash them apart
everything has been smashed and wasted
everything is spoiled and full of mistrust
everything has been stripped and disected
I am left with nothing, nothing at all
You always take my things and you break them
You always take my thoughts and rip them apart
You always take my things and you break them
You always take my dreams and smash them apart
Everything is ruined,
it will never be the same again
Everything is ruined,
it will never be the same again
Everything is ruined,
it will never be the same again
1692 (A Yellow Bird)
There is a yellow bird
and a witch she is yes
and hanged she shall
There is a yellow bird
and a wizard he is yes
and crush he shall
Stop pinching me
stop touching me
stop pinching me
this fever is too much
There is a yellow bird
and a slave she is
and freed shall
Stop pinching me
stop touching me
stop pinching me
this fever is too much
stop pinching me
stop touching me
stop pinching me
this fever is too much
A Neve Do Norte
Esta nevando
Uma tempestade da neve
Eu gosto de comer
Os flocos de neve
A neve do norte
Te amo muito
A neve da norte
Inverno para sempre
Esta nevando
Uma libertade do vento
Eu gosto de sentir
Os pedacos do ar
A neve do norte
Te amo muito
A neve do norte
Inverno para sempre
A neve do norte
Te amo muito
A neve do norte
Inverno para sempre
A neve do norte
Always The Dominatrix And Never The Bride
Nothing blue for you, nothing borrowed, nothing new
no virginal white at all
Always the dominatrix and never the bride
dazzle, sparkle a certain shine
Always the dominatrix and never the bride
but, at least you've got the wig
Everything Leather for you, Everyone chained, everyone spanked
no virginal white at all
Always the dominatrix and never the bride
dazzle, sparkle a certain shine
Always the dominatrix and never the bride
but, at least you've got the wig
Aunque Tenga Miedo
Tu fantasma me habla
por la noche
por los sueños
Tu fantasma me suspira
por el dia
por las luces
Aunque Tenga Miedo
Puedo enfrentar mis sentidos
Aunque Tenga Miedo
Puedo conocer mis deseos
Tu fantasma me canta
por las letras
por los coros
Aunque Tenga Miedo
Puedo enfrentar mis sentidos
Aunque Tenga Miedo
Puedo conocer mis deseos
Tengo miedo
Ghost In My Backyard (Lakeville)
Oh through the trees, by the river and the lake
Can you not see?
Oh through the fields, by the pond and the swamp
Can you not see?
Thousands of spirits of the Wamponoags
From before out by Assawompsett
Dancing in the trees
Oh through the night, in the sky and by the moon
Can you not see?
I see a ghost in your backyard
Where there is a lake, there is a monster
Oh the stars like the tears
Of the natives who are no longer here
Can you not see it?
Down by the pond, by your twenty-third cemetery
By the end of this song
Can you not see it?
I see something in your backyard
I see something through the trees
No Title
Sunlight dancing on the wind
With Orange goldfish and jumping frogs
This moment will end but lasting forever is just fine
Sunlight shading the ground
with yellow green grass and hallow reeds
This could last forever but ending is just fine
I am everywhere and one place right now
Saying nothing means everything
I am everywhere and one place right now
Saying everything means nothing
Sunlight catching the shore
with clear mud water and singing birds
this moment will end This moment is gone
I am everywhere and one place right now
Saying nothing means everything
I am everywhere and one place right now
Saying everything means nothing
I am everywhere and one place right now
Saying nothing means everything
I am everywhere and one place right now
Saying everything means nothing
Smashed Candy Heart
Please don't wish me another valentine
It seems so easy to smile all the time
choclates they melt and flowers fall apart
It is over and the you can see I have got a smashed candy heart
Cupid's arrow was poisoned
and it broke me apart
instead of sweet words of affection
I have a hole in my heart
Please don't wish me another valentine
It seems so easy to smile all the time
choclates they melt and flowers fall apart
It is over and you can see I have got a smashed candy heart
Have you ever gone to a singles bar and wished you were the only one there?
hmm, dating on the internet is so much better, you can simply log off.
How many daisies does it take to pluck before it ends with loves me?
Yes, There are other fish in the sea...and oils spills, sharks, and stinging jellyfish
I have been watching you all night...hmm....restraining order?
Yes, Hallmark does say it the best, but that is because you don't know how to.
It is not you, it's me...ohh always me me me
Please don't wish me another valentine
It seems so easy to smile all the time
choclates they melt and flowers fall apart
It is over and you can see I have got a smashed candy heart
I Am Terribly Sorry
Never wanted to be here with you
I was busy cutting up the newspaper
looking for some kind of meaning to the want ads
Never wanted to laugh like that
But you know when I am alone it is too easy
Crying is a full time job for some
I am terribly sorry if I wore your favorite shirt
It just looks better on me
I am terribly sorry if I said something wrong
I never was good at poetry
I am terribly sorry
Never wanted to waste my time
arguing with you looking for reasons
crying is the good for the eyes
It is like it is raining on your face
I am terribly sorry if I wore your favorite shirt
It just looks better on me
I am terribly sorry if I said something wrong
I never was good at poetry
I am terribly sorry
Well the sound of the words
Can be too much
silence would be best
The sounds of the words
are grating on my nerves
I am terribly sorry if I wore your favorite shirt
It just looks better on me
I am terribly sorry if I said something wrong
I never was good at poetry
I am terribly sorry
All Songs Written by Daniel Ouellette
© 1995-2008
